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Jesper provides a translation of the highly-spun SQL Server 2008 Launch and Release Dates.
“Where by “goal”, we mean the new goal, not the old goal. Not that the new goal wasn’t the old goal all along.”
The original public relations masterpiece in double-talk and nothingness spun into 400+ words is right here.
I must confess, by the second-to-last paragraph I actually believed stabbing my eyes out with a plastic spork, repeatedly, would provide relief.
Alas, I can still see and the original article is still just as full of nondescript horse-shit — at least the Waffle was an entertaining read.
