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life on a knife edge

knife knife baby

› Vice Versa Knife block set #.

You have no idea how much I’ve wanted to get one of these.

Of course, usual US paranoia means such sharp humour cannot be exported by mere mortals, for fear that knives could burst forth from their asphyxia bound cardboard-and-duct-tape prison within the luggage compartment, through numerous bulkheads and maim those who happen to be at the controls. So no love for us foreign gits.

Until now.

They’re finally showing up at various online joints here in Australia.. slow boat to china styles. 6 stainless steel knives, lovingly housed in the roughly foot high, humanoid, couture pin-cushion. And it’s red. Very red.

The violence inherent in the whole thing is just awesome. Anyone stepping forth into the kitchen is immediately going to feel right at home. Oh yes.

How creepy is it going to be withdrawing any knives? Not to mention downright crazy stowing them back in their scabbards.

And the really cool part? My other half demands we get one. The perfect house warming gift. How fucking cool is that?!


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