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Corporate Circle Jerk ∞
Monday, 10 December 2007
It would appear record companies aren’t the only corporates’ immune to missing the entire point of an actual, genuine online journal and presence:
The organization’s announcement is essentially a press release dumped into a blog entry, the byline of which merely says “Blog Council.”
A spiffy logo and canned announcement full of pointless drivel and corporate kiss-butt self-idolizing hippy crap does not a blogging community constitute. Mr Storey nails it best — “After six years big business still has no idea what to do with this blog thing.”
Web Design Trends & Cliches ∞
Monday, 10 December 2007
Stuart Brown rolls us through his take on 2007 - More Web Design Trends & Cliches:
“It’s been well over a year since I compiled the original list of web clichés, so I figured it was time to revisit some of the trends currently prevalent in web design now.”
Some interesting punters have turned up in the parade along with some gorgeous descriptive illustrations. Succinct and devoid of the typical fluff and space fillers many such “reviews” tend to collect.
Bill Israel has released another tumblr theme, Letterhead:
“Not sure what came over me, but Saturday morning I woke up with the urge to create a new Tumblr theme. So that’s exactly what I did!”
Bill is fast becoming the tumblr themery architect and go-to guy.
Shawn Blanc on Creative Design Poverty ∞
Wednesday, 5 December 2007
Shawn Blanc reflects on his current work load and Creative Design Poverty:
“There is much more to design than white space, the two-thirds rule, and font selection. Those tricks and elements surely help when we’re stuck, but I know for certain that they are not what real creative design is all about.”
Tools and standards cannot define creativity in of themselves. Design is the outward expression of inward creative thinking.
“I look at the elements and standards of good design as the launching pad to what creative design is really about: Creating.”
Amen.
Cue dark-ages Britain. And.. action.
The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Here’s one.
The Dead Collector: That’ll be ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn’t: I’m not dead.
The Dead Collector: What?
Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There’s your ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn’t: I’m not dead.
The Dead Collector: ‘Ere, he says he’s not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn’t: I’m not.
The Dead Collector: He isn’t.
Life, man. I’m living it. Every day. Lately that’s meant living three days worth in each and every day.
Work pressures are such that I can barely pause for respite, without the inexorable feeling that I am somehow tumbling forward at an ever-increasing rate of knots. This is the time of the year when one simultaneously somehow manages to feel re-energised and challenged, yet entirely exhausted by the fact that that is a bloody tiring process.
It’s not that I hate that, either. I’ve achieved more in the last two weeks than I have in the last two months — at least in respect of my day job — the flip side however, is it cuts deeply into spare time; forcing other projects onto the back burner. The good news is that I have two weeks of leave coming up soon.. oh to be able to recharge and cut back to some of the projects I really want to progress. Joy.
In the mean time, it has exposed an entirely unnerving process whereby the content I read on a daily basis, some of which is likely to be your very own, ends up growing at a frightening rate. Inbox zero? Pah! 900+ unread RSS items (it will breach 1100 tomorrow) and a stack load of design work and code for a new project, both growing moss at an almost genetically engineered rate.
It seems right-now is when everything happens, yet right-now isn’t time I actually happen to have. I desperately love the universe we live in. It is truly remarkable in it’s ironic tendency to somehow “know” the exact moment that one is entirely busy and provides even more stimuli and input at that exact moment.
So whilst this may indeed be the silly season, I for one welcome our crazy-inducing overlords. There’s something to be said for smashing through the pain barrier to deliver a result no-one expects you to possibly pull off in the time-frames given.
And then I’ll enjoy the upcoming down-time, because it will seem all the more restful as a result. So.. not at all dead. Still very much alive (thank-you to those who have asked) and not the least bit, well, busy.
Anti-gay church vows to take control of Microsoft ∞
Saturday, 17 November 2007
I think we have another candidate for Gruber’s Jackass of the Week:
Asked why he as a black man grew up during segregation could advocate discrimination, Mr Hutcherson said: “How many homosexuals have you ever seen had to ride on the back of a bus? I haven’t seen one. I know that many blacks have in the past.”
Whatever happened to “Love thy Neighbour” — in the “too hard” basket?
You know, there is so much one could say about this and so many colourful high-descriptive terms spring to mind, yet I cannot help but think to react extremely negatively is simply providing the exact response this type of behaviour is attempting to illicit.
There is nothing right or “good”, morally, religiously or otherwise to defend the position Mr Hutcherson is taking.
Restiffbard - Typographical Gallimaufry ∞
Thursday, 15 November 2007
Chris Cabanillas has written a wonderful and insightful piece on the current frustration that is licensed typography and the web:
“I’d like to show this post to you in FF Meta Serif but I can’t. Foundries would like you to be able to use their fonts on the web but they can’t just give their work away so they must wait for the technology.”
I agree strongly with Chris that technologies like sIFR are — with respect to Shaun and Mike — not a good solution. It doesn’t scale well, and to be blunt removes much of a typeface’s personality in the process of converting it into an image.
I’m simply not a fan of using flash-and-or-java-and-bitmaps to overcome typographical challenges. Irrespective of how brilliant the use of the technology might be. And it shouldn’t have to be this way, as most modern Operating Systems can render font families pretty darn well.
With the advent of Cleartype, even Windows has the ability to do a half-decent job. Yet here we are, still, converting typefaces to poor-quality low resolution images — to avoid breaching any typeface licensing — in order that we may inject some form of typographical colour to an otherwise vanilla-like pallet.
Converting typefaces to bitmap images, then, clearly isn’t the answer and in a way permits the world to embrace a second-best option rather than actually confront what has been traditionally placed into the “too hard” basket. If a fast and efficient methodology allowed for real time vector creation — given it’s wondrously crisp scaling capabilities — then one might be on to something.
But even that is a cop out, to a degree, as it’s still not necessarily rendering a typeface as the designer intended. Right now image replacement is an ugly, inefficient and wasteful process that simply doesn’t have any advantages. The alternative standard means I will have to keep on using Verdana, Palatino Linotype or other open-licensed typefaces.
“But, I think the only way we get there is if a web designer, a typeface designer, and a type developer get together over coffee and hash this out. If we leave it to a committee it may never happen.”
Chris poses some excellent questions and thoughts — if you’ve not subscribed to Restiffbard yet, I highly recommend that you do.
Rage Quit 101 ∞
Wednesday, 14 November 2007
Anne Zelenka of Web Worker Daily fame asks:
“What’s the best way to handle rudeness online?”
Ignore it.
Lets rewind a moment for context, given Anne has also offered up the following observation:
“While you can learn something from your critics, when criticism tips over into personal insults that’s a good time to turn away.”
I have a special, purpose built receptacle for email that might cross the line from sarcasm into stupidity and abuse. It’s called ‘Trash’. Trash is quite remarkable in that it can make virtually anything magically disappear. One moment it exists, the next, it does not. Once gone, it no longer has any potential to affect otherwise good judgement.
Arguing on the Internet is stupid. If you respond in an attempt to straight-jacket the ignoramus who initially made such comment, you will provide exactly that which is wanted — a reaction. Ignore it and move on.
Emotive, abusive and mentally challenged outbursts are almost always an attention seeking activity. Ignore it and the behaviour will cease, or it’s perpetrator will go elsewhere for their cheap thrills. Call them out and the argument will already be lost.
Rich Reminiscing ∞
Wednesday, 14 November 2007
Richard sends out a heart-felt plea to his lost love in Connie, I Miss You:
“It’s been all downhill since then. My mailbox is full of spam now, and the only notification I get is a little number in a red circle. No longer do I hear her beautiful voice telling me “you’ve got mail.” I’m constantly bombarded by popup adverts and unwanted porn and I have to look up the news myself.”
In this age of instant messaging, spam, 2.0 hype and incessant viral marketing it’s easy to forget how simple online life used to be.
No constant interruptions care of yet another Facebook application or 2.0 group chat, where being “Linked In” meant you were one of the chosen few to actually have some kind of Internet connection and Email applications greeted you with a gentle loving care.
Where spam was that very occasional and quaint chain email about puppies forwarded to you by Great Aunt Dora and IRC involved a VAX, an acoustic coupler, three different user manuals and just a hint of luck.
Some might suggest we’ve come along way — and to a point that’s true — but in some ways I cannot help but feel we’ve hardly progressed at all.
37signals on Formal Education ∞
Tuesday, 13 November 2007
Jason answers a question on how 37signals perceive the relative importance of formal education:
“What we care about is intelligence, curiosity, passion, character, motivation, taste, intuition, writing skills, and the ability to make smart value judgements.
Which echoes a point that I see re-enforced time-and-time again. Formal education is no substitute for quality experience. How one handles the outside-of-box scenarios can be far more telling of experience and skill set, than smart handling of the day-to-day details alone. Jason continues:
“A few of these qualities may benefit from exposure to higher education, but we feel most of them are better learned through practical experience.”
Indeed I dropped out of tertiary education during my second year, as the material being taught had absolutely no relation to real-world environs and was painfully out-of-date. I then bounced around various IT related jobs (on purpose to an extent) in an attempt to gain valuable experience and exposure that I could utilise in future, more structured roles.
Granted, a degree or doctorate might have opened more doors at the outset, but if the decision makers behind those very doors are looking for dynamic, flexible people with the ability to think laterally and make intuitive and experience based choices — and more often than not, they are — then no amount of education (alone) will solve that need.
Jeff Atwood fires a shot across-the-bow of the online content distribution model, via his take on
The Sad State of Digital Software Distribution:
“Instead, I find that download options for commercial software are quite rare. Even when the download option is available, you end up paying the same price as retail or even more.”
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