Archive for April, 2007

My lovely lady humps

Just goes to show - not all robots are out to kill, main and destroy. Just like us, they have certain.. desires and.. well.. urges.

Axe wielding maniac

There is a defining moment in one’s life where one becomes aware that their quest for answers has potentially let them down.

In the process of submitting to both Round 4 and more recently, Round 5 - I lost sight of something important. And dropped the ball in the process.


"I’ve closed submissions to stop the waiting times. We have a long list, no ETA on going through them all and I didn’t want to stress out anyone else or put additional pressure on myself, Scrivs and Mike." - Tyme pulls-the-plug for all the right reaso Continue Reading »

9rules to utter boredom?

This is going to cause some friction, it’s going to cause angst and it’s going to have defenders of the faith rise to the defence. Bring it.

If you love 9rules and beleive they can do no wrong, stop reading now..

If, however, you love blogging and have a genuine desire to cast your voice to a wider audience, read on.

.. it’s the same question I believe an increasing number of people are asking. Where is 9rules actually going? Why are they increasingly apathetic, entirely boring and why have they stopped caring about the wider blogging community?


"Finally, the drudgery of corporate life has been captured in a play set for adults! The Cubes™ spend eight hours a day, five days a week, at tiny desks in tiny cubicles in a giant room packed with countless similar cubicles.." - collect the entire set Continue Reading »

link foo reminder

Just a reminder that I still have a few advertising spots free and that the April special deal will expire by the end of this month.

Sponsoring the ‘foo helps keep the fires burning and results in increased link traffic from curious visitors. If you have a product, presence or a point to get out there, I can hook you up and every $ you spend directly supports the author.. and again, if you choose to put in a request before May 1 and are after a long-term deal, US $40 will book your spot for a minimum of one year.


"Bus drivers have nicknamed a white cat Macavity after it has started using the No 331 several mornings a week." — proving, once again, that cats really do have a plan for world domination - the article is amazing on so many levels.. Continue Reading »

Airbag Blog Advisory System

This public service announcement brought to you by the letters A, I and the number 4:
In these dark times you can never be too careful that’s why we at the Airbag Department of Security created a Blog Advisory System so that Website Masters can alert their users to the threat condition of words being used. […]


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A solution looking for a problem

This has been pin-balling around the internets for a few days now - and succinctly put, suggests that we should all adhere to a blogger’s equivalent of the usual politically correct and chemically castrated system commonly referred to as the code of conduct.

The same morally restrictive and constrained concept as used in many places due to the moronic influences of the minority of folks who can’t help but prove that evolution isn’t without it’s flaws.

It all started way back when Tim O’Reilly proposed a knee-jerk peace-love-harmony reaction to a bunch of retarded misfits mouthing off (in part) when Kathy Sierra decided to point out that being an absolute dick-head isn’t cool.


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