After clearing through the usual glut of spam that actually makes it past my mail servers spammassassin install, I have started to notice a worrying trend that all spam merchants should be aware of.
Yes. It’s now believed that sending spam causes brain cancer. “What..!” you snort incredulously?
Listen carefully.. sending bulk email, commonly referred to as “spam” is now believed to cause cancer of the brain.
“No?.. get outta here! really?” — yes, really. I present to you the resultant proof, PISSED (Post Internet Spam Stress Enduring Disorder).
The numbers of “pissed” suffers is on the rise and the “Federated Union of Concerned Keyboard Operators of FireFox” has already started to plead for the immediate cessation of all cancer inducing spam.
Lets have a closer look at an advanced sufferer’s email, shall we?
Sensattional revolution in meedicine!
Here we have the classic ‘tell’ of advanced “pissed” — duplication brought on by brain cells devoted to “working out which key to press next” suffering death enmasse in protest.
E-nlarge your p-enis up to 10 cm or up to 4 inches!
Another example of the effects of “pissed” — gaps in phrase and word assembly along with an unhealthy desire to stretch penises, as advanced nerve failure occurs.
It’s herbal solution what hasn’t side effect, but has 100% guaranteed results!
This is quite a sad case - this sufferer is in the advanced stages of “pissed” and is in complete denial. They have no understanding of how much damage can be caused by ‘dodgy herbal pills’ and indeed in fits of desperation, the brains of suffers will consume vast quantities to try and end the suffering.
Don’t loose your chance and but know wihtout doubts, you will be impressed with results!
Wihtout help this suffer has no hope, they can barely feed themselves or their families.. just $1 a day and you can make a difference in little Abdul Somali Nigerian Scammer Al-halal’s life.
Clisk h-ere
The suffer believes “clisking h-ere” will end the pain — sadly the side effects of “pissed” ensure the sufferer continues to send spam, causing eventual brain stem death..
Please, I implore you.. just say “No” to spam.
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Brendan Borlase is a Systems and Network Administrator living in Adelaide, Australia, having lived, worked and breathed Information Technology for over 12 years. Learn more.
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